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Damien
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PostSubject: Solomon.    Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:46 am

A burglar enters a house and notices a flat screen television. And as he is about to pick it up, he hears a voice saying, “God is watching you”.
He then notices a wallet stuffed with dollar bills on the sideboard and as he picks up the wallet again hears the voice, “God is still watching you”.
He looks around the room with his torch and spots a parrot in a cage in the corner of the room. He approaches the parrot and asks, “What is your name?” “Solomon” the parrot replies.
“Who would be daft enough to call a parrot Solomon?” retorted the burglar. 
“The same person that calls a Rottweiler God!” chuckles the parrot. 
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PostSubject: Re: Solomon.    Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:47 am

where do you get these from 2thumbsup   lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Solomon.    Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:11 pm

American site Postmans corner most are crude but I post the cleaner ones.
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PostSubject: Re: Solomon.    Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:00 am

Got an email this morning thar Ross the postman corner guy has died and the dite is closing.
I'll have to look for another site.
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