He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He said ... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen
On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."