THE BLONDE SAMARITAN
A blonde lady motorist on the M4 was about two hours from London when a man whose truck had broken down flagged her over.
The man walked up to the car and said, "Excuse me, but are you going to London?"
"Yes, I am," said the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"No, he said not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours getting my truck mended. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to London Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you £100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving along the Marylebone Road in west London when suddenly he was horrified! There was the
blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he
pulled off the road and ran over to the blond.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded,"I gave you £100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had some money left over --- so now we're off to Madame Tussauds and then to get some ice cream a bit later"