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Join date : 2015-05-02
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PostSubject: Pay back time   Pay back time EmptySat Nov 21, 2015 11:02 am

If you ever get arrested wait till the cop says
"Anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence against you."

Then you say this.

"I have nothing to say. I, on the other hand, find you very attractive, your honour, and am struggling to contain myself."

Then watch his face when he has to read that out in court.

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