Memory.

2 Old men sat in deckchairs, Sid & Bill.
Sid asks Bill.
Would you like an ice cream ?
Bill said Yes that would be nice    but you,  you old fool will forget what I want.
No I will not! shouted Sid, tell me what you want and I will get it.
OK I would like a large Cone with a flake and chocolate cream and hundreds and thousands all over it please.
Great! said Sid, I will go and get the ice creams for us.
And off he went --------



3 HOURS Later Sid returned walking up the beach with 2 cold Cornish Pasties.

You stupid pillok shouted Bill.

What!! shouted, Sid Alarmed at his response??

 --- You Forgot my bloody chips !!!!!!!