|Subject: Missing wife Thu May 15, 2014 6:04 am|| |
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- A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband:I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector:What is her height ?
Husband:I never checked.
Inspector:Slim or healthy ?.
Husband:Not slim, she can be healthy.
Inspector:Colour of eyes ?
Inspector:Colour of hair ?
Husband:Changes according to season.
Inspector:What was she wearing?
Husband:Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
Inspector:Was she driving?
Inspector: Tell me the type & colour of the car ? . . . . .
Husband: A silver Audi A8 with 4.2 litre V8 TDI engine generating
321 horse power teamed with a 6 speed tiptroninc automatic transmission with manual mode.It has full adaptive LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
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