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PostSubject: Class Mates   Class Mates EmptyTue Nov 08, 2011 11:42 am

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old?'ll love this one.

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park Secondary School .

'Yes, yes I did. I'm a Morganner!' he beamed with pride.

'When did you leave to go to college?' I asked

He answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?

'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then the ugly,
fat a--ed,
grey haired,
b------d asked.. 'What did you teach?'
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PostSubject: Re: Class Mates   Class Mates EmptyTue Nov 08, 2011 6:41 pm

Nice one lol!
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