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PostSubject: Installing a husband   Installing a husband EmptyTue Sep 06, 2011 10:52 am

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
• Currie Cup 5.0,
• Super 14, 3.2 and
• Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

• Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
• Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
• Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
• If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources..)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
• Cooking 3.0 and
• Hot Lingerie 7.7.
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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Installing a husband EmptyTue Sep 06, 2011 11:34 am

LMFAO!


OMG THAT WAS FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Installing a husband EmptyTue Sep 06, 2011 12:29 pm

Glad you liked it.
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PostSubject: Re: Installing a husband   Installing a husband EmptyTue Sep 06, 2011 3:01 pm

I'm having problems with wife 2.5!!? Laughing
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