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Roadrunner
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PostSubject: The Aroma    The Aroma  EmptyThu Jul 14, 2011 9:10 am

A young and beautiful woman gets into a lift in a shopping precinct, smelling strongly of expensive perfume. An old lady wrinkles her nose at the overpowering smell and is informed airily, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, £100 an ounce!" Another young and beautiful woman gets into the lift and also smells strongly of expensive perfume. The little old lady again wrinkles her nose and is informed snootily, "Chanel No. 5, £150 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old lady has reached her destination and is about to get off the lift. Before she leaves, she turns toward both beautiful women, squeezes out a fart and yells “Broccoli - 49 pence a pound!"

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cpt jack sparrow
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PostSubject: Re: The Aroma    The Aroma  EmptyThu Jul 14, 2011 11:26 am

Shocked Shocked lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Aroma    The Aroma  EmptySun Jul 17, 2011 12:15 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: The Aroma    The Aroma  EmptySun Jul 17, 2011 9:49 am

Laughing Laughing
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