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PostSubject: Speeding Drivers   Speeding Drivers EmptyTue Jul 12, 2011 9:23 am

Waiting in Doncaster , to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seats and three in the back...wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit!
What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty-two miles an hour!" ....the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that A22 is the road number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask....Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a sound this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We've just come off the A120."
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PostSubject: Re: Speeding Drivers   Speeding Drivers EmptyTue Jul 12, 2011 10:55 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! and lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Speeding Drivers   Speeding Drivers EmptyTue Jul 12, 2011 1:27 pm

That's a doozy lol!
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PostSubject: A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE FOR HUMANITY AND US OLDIES   Speeding Drivers EmptyWed Jul 13, 2011 8:29 am

'Viagra' is now available
in powder form
for your tea.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance
but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
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PostSubject: Re: Speeding Drivers   Speeding Drivers EmptyWed Jul 13, 2011 8:44 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Speeding Drivers   Speeding Drivers EmptyWed Jul 13, 2011 5:03 pm

That's another Doozy lol!
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PostSubject: WINNING THE LOTTERY   Speeding Drivers EmptyThu Jul 14, 2011 8:35 am

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by
loaded up with rolls of turf.


Paddy said, 'I’m gonna do that when I win the lottery.'

'What's dat?' asked his mate.

'Send me lawn away to be cut.' said Paddy
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