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PostSubject: Old couple   Old couple EmptySun Jul 10, 2011 8:46 am

A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old
lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window
at the posters showing the glamorous destinations
around the world. The agent had had a good week and
the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a
rare feeling of generosity.He called them into his shop
and said, 'I know that on your pension you could never
hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a
fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer.'
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two
flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They,
as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off!
About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.
'And how did you like your holiday?' he asked eagerly.
'The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,' she said,
'I've come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me. W ho
was that old bugger I had to share the room with?'
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PostSubject: Re: Old couple   Old couple EmptySun Jul 10, 2011 9:55 am


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