James has had a little too much to drink celebrating Easter Day but nevertheless he stupidly decides to drive home.
Of course, his car is weaving all over the road and he gets pulled over by police.
The police officer looks at him and says, “So, where have you been?”
James slurs, “Why, I’ve been to the pub of course.”
“Well,” says the police, “It look’s like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”
“I did all right,” replies James with a smile.
The officer stands up straight and folds his arms across his chest, as he asks, “Did you realise that a few intersections back your wife fell out of the car?”
James says, “Oh,halleluja ! For a moment there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”