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PostSubject: Horse riding.   Horse riding. EmptyTue Dec 26, 2017 3:52 am

Typical always on Boxing Day 
- Today hasn't been a good day. I decided to go horse riding......something I haven't done in a good few years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.
I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. 
Thank goodness the manager at Coles came out and unplugged the bloody machine. He had the bloody nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant. 
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh!
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