TheRcModelBoatForum.com
Please login using your username and password to use the forum.

If you do not have an account please register to participate, it’s free!
TheRcModelBoatForum.com
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.


https://www.thercmodelboatforum.com/
 
HomeHome  RegisterRegister  Log inLog in  
 

 Don't Talk to my Parrot

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Guest
Guest



Don't Talk to my Parrot Empty
PostSubject: Don't Talk to my Parrot   Don't Talk to my Parrot EmptyThu Jun 23, 2011 9:40 am

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,
leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque.'

oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!'


'I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest,
meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there
on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'

To which the parrot replied,

'Get him Spike!'

See - Men just don't listen!
Back to top Go down
TonyW
Gunner
Gunner
TonyW

Posts : 181
Join date : 2011-06-12
Age : 67
Location : Newbury, Berkshire

Don't Talk to my Parrot Empty
PostSubject: Re: Don't Talk to my Parrot   Don't Talk to my Parrot EmptyThu Jun 23, 2011 6:03 pm

lol!
Back to top Go down
Guest
Guest



Don't Talk to my Parrot Empty
PostSubject: Re: Don't Talk to my Parrot   Don't Talk to my Parrot EmptyTue Jun 28, 2011 7:55 pm

lol! lol! lol!

Mat
Back to top Go down
 
Don't Talk to my Parrot
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
TheRcModelBoatForum.com :: The Lake Side :: Jokes & Humour-
Jump to: