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jaydee
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PostSubject: Irish Accident   Irish Accident EmptyThu Jan 07, 2016 12:43 pm

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.

Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
Ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

More heavy breathing and another minute later.

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just
Dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street 2thumbsup
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PostSubject: Re: Irish Accident   Irish Accident EmptyFri Jan 08, 2016 5:27 pm

cheers lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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