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PostSubject: A 3yo's predictions   A 3yo's predictions EmptySat Jun 18, 2011 7:29 am

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed,
told her a story and listened to her prayers which
ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless
Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy,
it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed
and listened to her prayers hich went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy crap" thought the father,
"this kid is in contact with the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was going
to bed the dad heard her say: "God
bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
He practically went into shock..
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the
crack of dawn to go to his office. He
was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be
okay.He felt safe in the office, so instead of
going home at the end of the day he stayed there,
drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every
sound.Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a
sigh of relief and went home.When he got home his wife
said "I've never seen you work so late. What's the
matter?"He said "I don't want to talk about it,
I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day,
you'll never believe what happened to me.
This morning my golf pro dropped dead in
the middle of my lesson!"
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PostSubject: Re: A 3yo's predictions   A 3yo's predictions EmptyTue Jun 28, 2011 7:57 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol!

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