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 Advantages of Passing 76!

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Join date : 2014-10-10
Age : 80
Location : Bournemouth, Dorset. UK.

PostSubject: Advantages of Passing 76!   Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:15 am

I received this email the other day, the problem is, a lot of it fits. 

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? ".
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. No one gets stressed if you take a mid-day nap.
20. You can't remember who sent you this list and you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. 
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Join date : 2015-05-02
Age : 65
Location : Down the boozer.

PostSubject: Re: Advantages of Passing 76!   Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:12 am

I got there at 60 rabbit Mad
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Age : 67
Location : Fleetwood Lancashire

PostSubject: Re: Advantages of Passing 76!   Fri Sep 11, 2015 2:01 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! pretty accurate at 64, lol 2thumbsup
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