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PostSubject: Tax audit   Mon Jun 02, 2014 7:56 am

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them." Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand. He's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally." IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one." Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you want to know?" 
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PostSubject: Re: Tax audit   Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:05 am

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PostSubject: Re: Tax audit   Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:55 am

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