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PostSubject: Missing wife   Thu May 15, 2014 6:04 am

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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:


Husband:I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.



Inspector:What is her height ?

Husband:I never checked.

Inspector:Slim or healthy ?.

Husband:Not slim, she can be healthy.

Inspector:Colour of eyes ?

Husband:Never noticed.

Inspector:Colour of hair ?

Husband:Changes according to season.

Inspector:What was she wearing?

Husband:Not sure. Imay have been a dress or maybe a suit.

Inspector:Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Tell me the type & colour of the car ? . . . . .

Husband: A silver Audi A8 with 4.2 litre V8 TDI engine generating 
321 horse power teamed with a 6 speed tiptroninc automatic transmission with manual mode.It has full adaptive LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...




Inspector:Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
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PostSubject: Re: Missing wife   Thu May 15, 2014 10:27 pm

lol!  lol!  lol!

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