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PostSubject: Jesus and the three wise men.   Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:19 am

You have to say this in the accent of those taking part.

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.





They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in





the corner.





He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.





They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My





God, it's Jesus!'





Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.





Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of





Fosters and a pint of bitter.





Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and





drinks the pints slowly, one after another.





After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.





He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking





him for the Guinness.





When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God!





The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'





Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.





As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.





'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely





gone! It's A Miracle.'





Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,





'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit. ____
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus and the three wise men.   Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:26 am

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