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PostSubject: Community Service Announcement!Government warning    Community Service Announcement!Government warning  EmptySun Mar 25, 2012 5:46 am



Hmmmm - maybe I should read the labels!!!


Well, it took forty years but here are the new labels being considered
for liquor bottles these days.

This should be taken seriously!!!

Alcohol Labels are being government mandated Just Like Cigarettes

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that
the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard. (not very politically correct )

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
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