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Damien
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PostSubject: Complaints   Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:59 am

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the crap out of him....
Like his mother used to do.
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PostSubject: Re: Complaints   Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:16 am

After posting this on Aussiefrogs French car forum a member from San Diego California USA posted this.

Thank you, Damien for the inspiration to go ahead and post this. I now know I won't be alone when retribution finally goes (I would have said comes, but I then realized you guys are upside-down) my way.

AHEM. A Backyard Barbeque. Author unknown. Likely for a very good reason.

It's the only type of cooking a REAL man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion:

1)The woman buys the food.
2)The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3)The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grille, a beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grille.
5)The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning, he thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7) The man removes the meat from the grille and hands it to the woman.
Cool The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, and sauces, bringing it all to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises the man for his culinary efforts, and thanks him.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off". Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, the man comes to the conclusion that there's just no pleasing some women!
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PostSubject: Re: Complaints   Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:12 am

Damien wrote:
man comes to the conclusion that there's just no pleasing some women!

Not so much a joke as a way of life at number 39 affraid a place where the dog is right more often than me.

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PostSubject: Re: Complaints   Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:35 am

I'm with you Dave, it is not in the least bit funny......True but not funny!! Very Happy
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