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PostSubject: Men Teaching Classes for Women   Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:03 am

Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE BOATMAN'S ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
December 20, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures a nd Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Wa s Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
Without Throwing Passengers
Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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PostSubject: Re: Men Teaching Classes for Women   Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:18 pm

Damien, you are either divorced, got a wife with a sense of humour or heading for a load
of strife.

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PostSubject: Re: Men Teaching Classes for Women   Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:01 pm

lol! Geoff I emailed it to my missus she replied with cheeky bugga
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PostSubject: Re: Men Teaching Classes for Women   Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:19 am

I love that joke I am married to her.

I would add a just few lessons -

How to avoid a chippy supper on way back from Zumba lessons

How not to ask 'does this fit ok'

How to repair mascara in fitting room after asking 'does this fit ok'

When not to say 'You can if you want, cheers ........ but you're getting no help from me' Crying or Very sad

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