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PostSubject: Discovered Property   Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:15 pm

Discovered Property……


For those of you not from a policing background let me explain that one of the duties performed by our boys in blue is the retention and ultimate disposal of illicit products. Now read on…….

There were 18 bottles of whisky in the property store. It seemed too good to be true. The sergeant said that I was to throw them down the sink, or else!
I drew the cork from the first bottle and I poured the whisky down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and repeated the process, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whisky down the sink, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink, and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it, then threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass, and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the house came by, I drank it, counted them all until I finally had all the house in one bottle, which I drank.

Incidentally, I’m not under the influence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am. I’m not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don’t know who is me, and the drunker I stand here the longer I’ll get.

Oh my heady blood.

Roll on seven!!!
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