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PostSubject: turpentine   Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:49 pm

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine... He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Vicar came along and asked the little boy what he had..

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Vicar said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's bum, he'll pass a Harley Davidson. '
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