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PostSubject: One for the older members    Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:48 am

One for the older members
HEY OLDER CROWD

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REPEATS."

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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife....."
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Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say "you don't look that old."
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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One of the many things no one tells you about ageing is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper...
it's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around K-Mart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her...what does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing a mini skirt.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."
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PostSubject: Re: One for the older members    Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:34 pm

I recognise some of those signs mate.Very Happy



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PostSubject: Re: One for the older members    Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:38 pm

Unfortunately so do I Jimmy lol
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PostSubject: Re: One for the older members    Sun Sep 25, 2011 7:15 pm

Thankfully I don't recognise any of them except the forgeting names and I've done that most of my life ! So either I was born old (my grandson would concour) or its not really a true sign of old age (my opinion lol!)
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PostSubject: Re: One for the older members    Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:41 am

Ahh a non mentioned symptom you seem to have Phil Denial lol
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