Young kids and Santa.

Whilst sitting on my scooter fully loaded with groceries waiting outside the chemist for Jo 
a 5 or 6yo boy comes over and says Santa where are your reindeer????????????????
Quick thinking I replied They're not allowed in the shopping center so I had to ride my scooter. 
He replies Ohhhhhhhh.
My white beard usually gets me lots of thanks Santa's after Christmas at the shopping center.
This was a first

Ho ho ho

Your not in the local "Hells Angels" Chapter are you Damien ?

 No not even aged angels. Never owned a Bike only a mini bike as a 15yo it was a Cop magnet was carted home several times in Divisional van and given a foot up the butt and told don't do it again Didn't until I was caught again.