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PostSubject: Lost Dad.   Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:43 am

Saw this yesterday not sure if it has been posted before.

A small boy on the beach had lost sight of his dad.
He was wandering everywhere looking for him, but to no avail.
So he went up to a lifeguard and asked for help.
"I've lost my dad!" he said.
"OK," the lifeguard said. "Maybe I can help you find him. What's he like?"
The little boy thought for a moment and replied, "Mainly Beer, Golf and the Lady next door!"
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PostSubject: Re: Lost Dad.   Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:32 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Lost Dad.   Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:18 pm

Excellent. lol!
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PostSubject: life sucks!!!   Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:58 pm

Subject: Experience in setting my password




[size=32]TRYING TO SET MY PASSWORD 

WINDOWS:  
Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
USER:   boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage
 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character 

USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
 
USER:  50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. 

USER:  ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow 

WINDOWS:  [size=13]Sorry, that password is already in use.[/size] [/size]
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PostSubject: Re: Lost Dad.   Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:23 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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